PC: The case of the sealed iPhone battery

Looks like one of my smart friends will be suing Apple for that battery that can't be replaced.

Glad this move by Apple won't slip under the radar. Here at the PC camp, we pride ourselves with allowing you to change everything in that beige box you call a PC. So don't give me none of that 'I can't change my battery' crap.

Changing your battery should even be a right added to the constitution.

PC: Will Windows be the 3rd largest country on earth?

Steve says that by 2008 there will be 1 billion copies of Windows installed.

That will make Windows third largest country (population) after China and India...

How does lichtenstein look, Mac?

PC: I would never touch your eye..

Colbert has an idea of what Mac might be up to...



PC would never ever do that! We would never take away your eyes... not even to punish you for looking at that iPhone!!!!

PC: Keep your five billions, I'll keep my thirteen billions!

Funny Mac is happy about Apple's results... Microsoft has more than twice the amount of revenue, and nearly 5 times the profit...

And Microsoft only makes software. To that we could add the amount of money made by other PC manufacturers...

Mac: Sell your Apple stock... not!

Gee, better stick a fork in Apple, eh? What a disaster that iPhone launch was. Sell your stock now!

Apple Posts Record June Quarter Revenue and Profit

PC: Can we write apps for the iPhone, please?

While we are waiting for Mac to finish his latest home video, this is an interesting breakthrough on the iPhone:

iPhone Can Now Run Apache, Python, Vim

This is great news. What I particulary like with the slashdot post is this line:

It's fairly thin on information but if true, this will lead to good
things. Like hopefully permission from apple.

Anything else we need to ask permission for? Mac, do you need to ask Apple before answering my phone calls? Maybe Apple thinks that call from PC are bad for your health...

Oh wait, it looks like you already have problems...

PC: Hi, I'm PC

Hello! I am glad you decided to read our blog. Let me put away that pie chart for a second so that I can focus on this entry.

This is PC. You might have seen me in some of the Apple ads and I am here to restore the honor and dignity of our side. I will be posting about all those things Mac never tells you about. I will give you the PC perspective on the Windows side of the isle.

Mac will try to throw dust in your eyes so watch out. At the end of the day, no matter how cool he looks, you'll see how everything boils down to an actual life rather than an iLife.

I see Mac is coming this way. I'll use that valuable time to do a Windows Update.

Stay tuned!